There's a word for a writer who never gives up: published.

Write the best book you possibly can, then dedicate yourself to getting people to read it.

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.

Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.

Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.

Before you make the key, study the lock.

If you can quit, quit. If you can't quit, stop complaining - this is what you chose.