Wagner is the Puccini of music.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

A library is a room where the murders take place.

Economy: cutting down other people's wages.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.