Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Economy: cutting down other people's wages.

Wagner is the Puccini of music.