One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

A library is a room where the murders take place.

Wagner is the Puccini of music.

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

Economy: cutting down other people's wages.