Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself.

Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them.

Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit.

There are plenty of clever young writers. But there is too much genius, not enough talent.

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

Our dourest parsons, who followed the nonconformist fashion of long extemporary prayers, always seemed to me to be bent on bullying God.

The real lost souls don't wear their hair long and play guitars. They have crew cuts and trained minds, sign on for research in biological warfare, and don't give their parents a moment's worry.