Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them.

What a grand, higgledy-piggledy, sensible old place Norwich is!

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

In a matriarchy men should be encouraged to take it easy, for most women prefer live husbands to blocks of shares and seats on the board.

Public opinion polls are rather like children in a garden, digging things up all the time to see how they're growing.

Childhood, catching our imagination when it is fresh and tender, never lets go of us.

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned.