Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

Give me a story that just makes me unreasonably vigilant. Keep me up till five only because all your stars are out, and for no other reason.

I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.

I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window.

I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it - all those fancy costumes and all. Sally said I was a sacrilegious atheist. I probably am. The thing Jesus really would've liked would be the guy who plays the kettle drums in the orchestra.

Happiness is a solid and joy is a liquid.