You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
What I really felt like, though, was committing suicide. I felt like jumping out the window. I probably would've done it, too, if I'd been sure somebody'd cover me up as soon as I landed. I didn't want a bunch of stupid rubbernecks looking at me when I was all gory.