It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

I like to be somewhere at least where you can see a few girls around once in a while, even if they're only scratching their arms or blowing their noses or even just giggling or something.

He was the tallest, thinnest, weariest boy I had ever seen in my life. He was brilliant. He had gorgeous brown eyes, and he had only two suits. He was completely unhappy, and I didn't know why.

There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady.

She was not one for emptying her face of expression.