I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it - all those fancy costumes and all. Sally said I was a sacrilegious atheist. I probably am. The thing Jesus really would've liked would be the guy who plays the kettle drums in the orchestra.
J. D. SalingerIt was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
J. D. SalingerAlways, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
J. D. SalingerI feel overwhelmingly grateful to them, but I don't know what to do with their invisible gifts.
J. D. Salinger