probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. how well or how badly the man actually knew the girl doesn’t necessarily affect the transformation. she was there, and she was the whole city, and that’s that

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

People never notice anything.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.

If you weren't around, I'd probably be someplace way the hell off. In the woods or some goddamn place. You're the only reason I'm around, practically.

It isn't very serious, I have this tiny little tumor on the brain.