The Great Gatsby' [...] was my 'Tom Sawyer' when I was twelve [....]

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with freakish standards, that’s all. We’re the tattooed lady, and we’re never going to have a minute’s peace, the rest of our lives, until everybody else is tattooed, too.

Maybe there's a trapdoor under my chair, and I'll just disappear.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

There are still a few men who love desperately.

I'm known as a strange, aloof kind of man. But all I'm doing is trying to protect myself and my work.