Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don’t care if it’s a sad good-bye or a bad good-bye, but when I leave a place I like to know I’m leaving it. If you don’t you feel even worse.

I love you to pieces, distraction, etc.

Women kill me. They really do. I don't mean I'm oversexed or anything like that—although I am quite sexy. I just like them, I mean. They're always leaving their goddam bags out in the middle of the aisle.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

You think of the book you'd most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.