You can't exist in this world with such strong likes and dislikes.

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.

Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles.

If you weren't around, I'd probably be someplace way the hell off. In the woods or some goddamn place. You're the only reason I'm around, practically.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so.

If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet.