Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot.

A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn't stink a little bit of the writer's pride in having given up his pride.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.

It happens to be one of those days when I see everybody in the family, including myself, through the wrong end of a telescope.

There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just for myself and my own pleasure.

All mothers are slightly insane.