In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together.

She really started to cry, and the next thing I knew, I was kissing her all over - anywhere - her eyes, her nose, her forehead, her eyebrows, and all, her ears - her whole face except her mouth and all.

I'm known as a strange, aloof kind of man. But all I'm doing is trying to protect myself and my work.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

And the old horror of being a professional writer, and the usual stench of words that goes with it, is begining to drive me out of my seat. (Buddy)