If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
How old are you? I asked her. "Old enough to know better." she said.
The thing with kids is, if they want to grab for the gold ring, you have to let them do it, and not say anything. If they fall off, they fall off, but it's bad if you say anything.
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.
It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.
After I go out this door, I may only exist in the minds of all my acquaintances…I may be an orange peel.