Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

You don't always have to get too sexy to get to know a girl.

I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could tell neither one of them wanted to look like the other one, and you couldn't blame them, but it was very amusing anyway.

Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew--knew--that we're carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we're all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.

I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

I don't know what good it is to know so much and be smart as whips and all if it doesn't make you happy.