if somebody at least listens it not too bad

It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.

I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it - all those fancy costumes and all. Sally said I was a sacrilegious atheist. I probably am. The thing Jesus really would've liked would be the guy who plays the kettle drums in the orchestra.

Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.

Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.