He was one of those guys that think they're being a pansy if they don't break around forty of your fingers when they shake hands with you. God I hate that stuff.

Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot.

Do it for the fat lady!

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

I don't know about bores. Maybe you shouldn't feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to them. They don't hurt anybody most of them, and maybe they're all terrific whistlers or something. Who the hell knows? Not me.

I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.