We (the FBI) are a fact-gathering organization only. We don't clear anybody. We don't condemn anybody.

Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth Truth-telling, I have found, is the key to responsible citizenship. The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.

When morals decline and good men do nothing, evil flourishes.

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

What's important at this time is to re-clarify the difference between hero and villain.

Why should you care if you have nothing to hide?

What you need is a good Hoovering.