The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been requested to assist in the investigation of reported sightings of flying disks.

Why should you care if you have nothing to hide?

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

Experts say that children are not born criminals, nor pampered parasites. They are made that way by the environment in which they live.

What's important at this time is to re-clarify the difference between hero and villain.

There will never be another Black Messiah unless we create him

I don't need to tell you that, what determines a man's legacy is often what isn't seen.