Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.

Even monkeys fall out of trees.

People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?

You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.

Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.

Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.