Celebrity is as celebrity does.

He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark.

Everythin' seems ter happen ter you, doesn' it?

Some of the furor that surrounded a Harry Potter publication was fun.

They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his paper. "Make Harry get it." "Get the mail, Harry." "Make Dudley get it." "Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley.

Harry, just go down to the lake tomorrow, right, stick your head in, yell at the merpeople to give back whatever they’ve nicked, and see if they chuck it out. Best you can do, mate.

I'm not writing to make anyone's children feel safe.