Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.

Personal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a checklist of acquisition. Your qualifications are not your life.

I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely.

Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” “He is,” said the first twin. “Aren’t you?” he added to Harry. “What?” said Harry. “Harry Potter,” chorused the twins. “Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am.

Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?

The world is my oyster. I can do whatever I like.

I always advise children who ask me for tips on being a writer to read as much as they possibly can. Jane Austen gave a young friend the same advice, so I'm in good company there.