Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Fred, you next," the plump woman said. "I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" "Sorry, George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy and off he went.

Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?

Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly.

I am very frustrated by fear of imagination, I don’t think that’s healthy.