I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!
J. K. RowlingIโm not a freak. Thatโs a horrible thing to say." "Thatโs where youโre going. A special school for freaks. You and that Snape boy ... weirdos, thatโs what you two are..." "You didnโt think it was such a freakโs school when you wrote the headmaster and begged him to take you.
J. K. RowlingProfessor Trelawney: "Everything went pitch-black and the next thing I knew I was being hurled headfirst out of the room!" Harry Potter: "And you didnโt see that coming?" Professor Trelawney: "No, as I say it was pitch โ โ [Glares at Harry angrily]
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