I hope there's pudding!

Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning one of them before Christmas to see if their antidote worked.

I can't give a Professor love!

Depression isn't just being a bit sad. It's feeling nothing. It's not wanting to be alive anymore.

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

I think that emotionally, I've probably felt a little bit more balanced when I started writing again.

Rack your brains, that should only take a couple of seconds.