I’m confident enough in my masculinity and sexuality that I can say that Ryan Gosling is just dreamy in this movie.

Easy for you to say. You’re the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing.

According to the three missed calls from her mother—who thought Madison had been kidnapped in the big, bad city and was now being held for an ungodly sum of money—the four text messages from her brother wondering if she knew how to navigate the beltway—because apparently little sisters couldn’t drive—and the voice mail from her father warning there was a problem with the reservations, she was late for brunch.

The Hamilton family was a bunch of hugging folks

We also told her you weren't a serial killer," Brit interjected. Cam nodded. "That's a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he's not a serial killer. I'm going to put that on my Facebook profile.

You've been checking me out, haven't you? In between your flaming insults? I feel like man candy.

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students.