I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.
I've never liked rehearsing too much.
I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
You might as well play at the show everyone else is playing at.
When I play a solo I'm just expressing that moment. It can go horribly wrong easily enough.
All labels are offensive in some way.