You might as well play at the show everyone else is playing at.
I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.
All labels are offensive in some way.
I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.
I've always worn earplugs, but I'm sure my hearing's not great.