I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

I enjoy having some boundaries to work within. That's why I generally don't like alternate tunings and stuff like that. I like the boundaries of regular tunings.

All labels are offensive in some way.

You might as well play at the show everyone else is playing at.

Generally my songs are just some riffs slung together as an excuse for a guitar solo.

I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.