Generally my songs are just some riffs slung together as an excuse for a guitar solo.
You might as well play at the show everyone else is playing at.
I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I have pretty big earlobes.
I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
I prefer cynical people. Nice guys grow on trees.
I have limited interests. I really like all sorts of gear. Guitar gear. Recording gear. Stuff like that. I like music, you know.