My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.

Thank you, but I'm afraid I can't accept your compliment. You see, I'm an atheist, so if I'm also God, that would mean that I don't believe in myself, and at this point in my life, I don't need the added insecurity.

You can only have one voice on set, and that has to be the director.

I like writing. It's partly control freak, and partly I really like what I do for a living. I have the luckiest job in the world. I can get up every day and do what I love for a living.

Find what scares you and do it.

A lot of television tends to assume that audiences don't have the attention span or the IQ to follow a lot of stuff.

When in doubt, blow something up.