I've changed my mind. I've decided that at the end I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered over someone I don't like.

I'm delirious with joy. It proves that if you confront the universe with good intentions in your heart, it will reflect that and reward your intent. Usually. It just doesn't always do it in the way you expect.

Thank you, but I'm afraid I can't accept your compliment. You see, I'm an atheist, so if I'm also God, that would mean that I don't believe in myself, and at this point in my life, I don't need the added insecurity.

The quality of our thoughts is bordered on all sides by our facility with language.

I am a huge zombie fan. I have probably seen the George Romero movies 100 times each, without exaggeration.

My philosophy: find what it is you want to say, walk in the room, say it, and get the hell out.

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.