If you're going to love somebody, love somebody who needs it.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

I'm all for Christianity, but insolence must be put down.

And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I loved.

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.

Dear Mr Skully, I have caught my neck in a mangle and will be indisposed for eternity. Yours in death S.D.

The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.