The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

Without the element of uncertainty, the bringing off of even, the greatest business triumph would be dull, routine, and eminently unsatisfying.

I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success.

Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.

A lasting relationship with a woman is only possible if you are a business failure.