Did he say:"Hullo,Pippin!This is a pleasant surprise!"?No,indeed!He said:"Get up,you tom-fool of a Took!Where,in the name of wonder,in all this ruin is Treebeard?I want him.Quick" -Pippin Took

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Together we will take the road that leads into the West, And far away will find a land where both our hearts may rest.

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand-—that and such hope as I bring.

It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.

There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.

But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.