Faerie is a perilous land, and in it are pitfalls for the unwary, and dungeons for the overbold.
J. R. R. TolkienNow I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork and put back on the shelf!" "No you don't!" he heard Dori answering, "because the bacon knows that it will get back in the pan sooner or later; and it is to be hoped we shan't. Also eagles aren't forks!
J. R. R. Tolkien