You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

I have so much freedom to put whatever I want on a t-shirt, and it's cool because I get a lot of fan feedback so I like to see what kids like to wear and I like to use some of their ideas to make t-shirts.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.