Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

I have so much freedom to put whatever I want on a t-shirt, and it's cool because I get a lot of fan feedback so I like to see what kids like to wear and I like to use some of their ideas to make t-shirts.

My band and I are brothers. Nothing can break us. With it 'till the end.