Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Going back to Baltimore is awesome because all my friends still live there and there's never a dull moment when you're hanging out with your high-school friends.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.