Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

I go into the crowd almost everyday and I really really really despise it when people try to steal my shoes. That is a thing where they're proabably like 'oh, you can just go out and buy a new pair'. Like yeah, but those are my shoes. How would you feel if I tried to steal your shoes?

I don't get stage fright. I do get nervous before I play in front of big audiences [though].

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

I've always had the dream of going to New Zealand and meeting a lovely New Zealander in a bar.