Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

I've always had the dream of going to New Zealand and meeting a lovely New Zealander in a bar.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

Going back to Baltimore is awesome because all my friends still live there and there's never a dull moment when you're hanging out with your high-school friends.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

My band and I are brothers. Nothing can break us. With it 'till the end.