Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.
What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.
Do what makes you happy, think later.
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.
Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?
I go into the crowd almost everyday and I really really really despise it when people try to steal my shoes. That is a thing where they're proabably like 'oh, you can just go out and buy a new pair'. Like yeah, but those are my shoes. How would you feel if I tried to steal your shoes?