We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.