I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I serve society by rocking!

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

Before we snap to judge someone who's done a horrible crime, is it possible that all of us in the worst possible circumstances could be capable of something like that? So it's about not judging people before really considering what the circumstance was and that not all murderers are created equal. We have a tendency in our society to just say murder? Cut and dried. Go away forever. Or maybe you should have the electric chair yourself.

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.