I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.