Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.