I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I don't really think differently of making a movie for grownups or making a movie for kids, if it's boring it's boring, so you want it to be entertaining and I think funny is funny whether it's for kids or grownups, the only real difference is language.

I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.