Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

When I was in High School I fell for pretty much any girl I ever met. But I was so desperate that I couldn't get any of them because they sensed my desperation! After many, many years, I learned to relax and just be myself.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

I'm used to being crazy and "rock-n-rolly", which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.