I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Jack LemmonIt's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.
Jack LemmonIf you've been fortunate enough to live out your dream in the profession of your choice, then you have an obligation to send the elevator back down.
Jack Lemmon